World Health Advices » consumption of alcohol http://www.elephpantworldtour.com Latest Health Advices from Expert Around the World Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:52:18 +0000 en hourly 1 Alcohol Makes you Smarter and Quicker in Thought. http://www.elephpantworldtour.com/alcohol-consumption/alcohol-makes-you-smarter-and-quicker-in-thought.html http://www.elephpantworldtour.com/alcohol-consumption/alcohol-makes-you-smarter-and-quicker-in-thought.html#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:49:06 +0000 baby West http://www.elephpantworldtour.com/?p=43 How fast it moves a herd of wildebeest?
Well at the speed of its slowest wildebeest, and when the herd is threatened by a predator, it is the slowest wildebeest and herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the herd is improving with the steady loss of weaker elements.

Similarly, the human brain is forced to operate at the speed of its slowest neuron. The consumption of alcohol, as we all know, kills neurons, and naturally attack first neurons slowest and weakest.

In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker neurons, constantly promoting an efficient and rapid functioning of the brain. The results of this study profound neurological checks and confirms the causal relationship between the habit weekend and the performance of my consultants, mathematicians, engineers, economists, lawyers, designers.

Thus, this study explains why, shortly after graduation from university and the wedding, most professionals can not maintain the level of performance of graduates. Only those who persist in their strict regime of voracious consumption of alcoholic products may retain the intellectual level they had during their university years. For all these reasons, take up arms.

While our country is losing its intellectual potential we can not stand idly by. Going to bars! Drink gallons and gallons!

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